Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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