I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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