Kiss
Puke
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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