I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I can't turn off my feet"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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