You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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