This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail