honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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