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The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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