I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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