And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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