when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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