how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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