i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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