This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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