with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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