He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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