dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
