He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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