we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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