But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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