I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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