I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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