it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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