I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Randomize
