he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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