I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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