sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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