i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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