That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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