i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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