I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Randomize
