everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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