I love black thongs
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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