How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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