It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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