I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
My pussy is not your playground.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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