Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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