People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She's the barista slut.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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