It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Let's get the cat blown out
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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