At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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