i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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