"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
