living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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