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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
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oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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