well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
