She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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