I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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