I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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