soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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