we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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