what if I'm pregnant?
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what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I'm passing your future prison.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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