We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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