I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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