You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
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There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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